spread-evil:

hqlle:

nintendofunclub:

imagine-benedict-cumberbatch:

imagine Benedict Cumberbatch furiously trying to hide a boner.

this is the ugliest post on this earth and if i have to see it so does everyone else

happy 10th birthday to this post

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yugiohz:

yugiohz:

DID MY YAOI STICKERS ARRIVE

it was my bachelor degree 😑

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sew-birb:

elfwreck:

pococurantina:

debelice:

From above the Blue Whale almost looks like a submarine………..

sees earth’s biggest animal: huh. that is big

Not only is it Earth’s biggest animal, it’s (as far as we know) the biggest animal to ever exist!

Bigger than any dinosaur, bigger than any plesiosaur. How lucky we are to get to see it!

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impossiblepackage:

impossiblepackage:

phantasyhalation:

whenever i’m discussing baby names with a weird woman i always make sure to try and sow the seeds of tragedy. ‘isn’t eridan a cute name for a boy? it’s greek.’ this is the pseudointellectual’s noblesse oblige.

hang on I have to google something

oh you sick fuck

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wickedwonderlandd:

drinkyourjuiceshelby:

Me:

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omegaverse:

mazeltron:

omegaverse:

iamoutofideas:

omegaverse:

omegaverse:

I make fun of coffee drinkers for being physically addicted to and dependent on badbreath bitterdrink but when i dont have my morning tea i feel like a mentally ill caveman about to do something bad.

^ the gurgling farter

you’re all gonna love me for slamming cans of mango monster in the morning

^ the jittering trembler

^ The nefarious anglerfish

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cannibalchicken:

cannibalchicken:

catchymemes:

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cannibalchicken: